In the series of Politically Incorrect Advertisments, I have singled out this one as the most, ahem, disturbing of the lot. Though we can probably dig up some more from the 50’s and 60’s soon…
It is apparent that there is more that one way to skin a Pussy Cat…
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, hence the name: The Clitaurus.
It comes in pink and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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TIAGRA. Because sometimes 18 holes aren’t enough!
Warning! Do not take if married to hottie. May cause depression if caught and remember always to keep your balls on the fairway.
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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Putting up with Rings Around Uranus is bad enough, but how do we deal with Klingons? On the Star Trek Enterprise, they had ways of dealing with this, however humans have come up with a far more effective way to Eradicate Klingons from Uranus.
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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None of that shit worked, man!
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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We now have conclusive evidence that the revolutionary Wedding Cake Diet works a treat! Just look at our before and after shots below.
If you don’t believe your eyes, just listen to this:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, the male species would pick a bride after much consideration (normally, a few drinks). After consuming the wedding cake, the bride would shrink in size and turn into a much, much smaller and attractive specimen. This would be to much glee of the groom and they both would ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after!
(No aminals were harmed in producing the above pictures)
Give it a go. Seriously! What have you got to lose? (besides a few pounds)
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
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