by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on February 18, 2010
In the series of Politically Incorrect Advertisments, I have singled out this one as the most, ahem, disturbing of the lot. Though we can probably dig up some more from the 50’s and 60’s soon…
How To Pick Up A Hot Chick

It is apparent that there is more that one way to skin a Pussy Cat…
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on January 28, 2010

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, hence the name: The Clitaurus.
It comes in pink and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on January 21, 2010
TIAGRA. Because sometimes 18 holes aren’t enough!
Warning! Do not take if married to hottie. May cause depression if caught and remember always to keep your balls on the fairway.
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on January 20, 2010
Putting up with Rings Around Uranus is bad enough, but how do we deal with Klingons? On the Star Trek Enterprise, they had ways of dealing with this, however humans have come up with a far more effective way to Eradicate Klingons from Uranus.

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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on January 18, 2010
None of that shit worked, man!

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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010
by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on January 17, 2010
We now have conclusive evidence that the revolutionary Wedding Cake Diet works a treat! Just look at our before and after shots below.

Historical Proof That The Wedding Cake Diet Works!
If you don’t believe your eyes, just listen to this:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, the male species would pick a bride after much consideration (normally, a few drinks). After consuming the wedding cake, the bride would shrink in size and turn into a much, much smaller and attractive specimen. This would be to much glee of the groom and they both would ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after!
(No aminals were harmed in producing the above pictures)
Give it a go. Seriously! What have you got to lose? (besides a few pounds)
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010