Or False Advertising…
I suspect there has been a mixup in the Before & After shots on this advertisement for the female species on Planet Earth…
On the planet I come from (beyond Uranus), the girls start life small and get considerably bigger. Especially after consuming the wedding cake.
Wedding cake also acts as as great anti aphrodisiac for our women beyond Uranus, normally causing total non interest in the male species.
Is this not so on Planet Earth? Please notify us soon Earthlings. We can send some of our breedlings to you for size conversion.
Things to bring:
- BIG Trucks to haul the cargo
- Plenty of food to feed the cargo with on the trip home
- A bucket (for the driver)
Prepare for a BIG Swap Meet, Earthlings!
Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
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