Rings Around Uranus

How To Pick Up A Hot Chick

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:15:20 +0000

In the series of Politically Incorrect Advertisments, I have singled out this one as the most, ahem, disturbing of the lot. Though we can probably dig up some more from the 50’s and 60’s soon…

How To Pick Up A Hot Chick

It is apparent that there is more that one way to skin a Pussy Cat…

Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010

The Theft Proof Car

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:01:06 +0000

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, hence the name: The Clitaurus.

It comes in pink and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010

Tiagra

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:34:23 +0000

TIAGRA. Because sometimes 18 holes aren’t enough!

Warning! Do not take if married to hottie. May cause depression if caught and remember always to keep your balls on the fairway.

Coming soon to a planet near you.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Rings Around Uranus © 2009 - 2010

How To Remove Klingons From Uranus

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:43:16 +0000

Putting up with Rings Around Uranus is bad enough, but how do we deal with Klingons? On the Star Trek Enterprise, they had ways of dealing with this, however humans have come up with a far more effective way to Eradicate Klingons from Uranus.

None Of That Shit Worked!

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 02:42:51 +0000

None of that shit worked, man!