We now have conclusive evidence that the revolutionary Wedding Cake Diet works a treat! Just look at our before and after shots below.
Historical Proof That The Wedding Cake Diet Works!
If you don’t believe your eyes, just listen to this:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, the male species would pick a bride after much consideration (normally, a few drinks). After consuming the wedding cake, the bride would shrink in size and turn into a much, much smaller and attractive specimen. This would be to much glee of the groom and they both would ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after!
(No animals were harmed in producing the above pictures)
Give it a go. Seriously! What have you got to lose? (besides a few pounds)
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