Rings Around Uranus | Beyond The Black Hole!

Santa’s Frozen Ice Hole

January 6, 2010

On a recent fishing trip Rudolph discovers Santa’s frozen ice hole

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Just Do It – I Did!

December 22, 2009

What do you get if you cross a Tiger with a Hole In One? Who cares!
Just Do It!

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The Real Reason PC Users Hate Apple

December 18, 2009

On my last visit to Planet Earth it became clear to me that there are 2 types of computer users: PC & Mac. Anytime a PC user got anywhere near a Mac he wanted to shove it up my planet. I wasn’t going to let him anywhere near Uranus! Clearly, the Mac was far too [...]

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The Crap Corporate Ladder

December 13, 2009

Earthlings are not very smart! They wear stupid looking dangly bits of cloth from their necks, called “a tie”, and deal with an alien entity called “lawyer” when they are to scared to beat the crap out of each other!
And then there is the climbing of The Crap Corporate Ladder. Why would you bother?

There sure [...]

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Keep The F-ing House!

November 3, 2009

Funny creatures, indeed those Earthlings! They ride on their food with very small people and they call their food funny names like: “I Don’t Give A Sh*t” & “Keep the F***ing house”
The Best Race Call… I Think
The language in this video should not be heard by minor Earthlings or grown ups with lack of humor…
The [...]

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Life Through A Graphic Designers Eyes

October 1, 2009

We sent down a few Designer Bots to Planet Earth, but those Earthling Bots are just so F-ing STUPID!

Bach to the drawing board…. I’m off to Uranus!

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The Nagging Chair

September 25, 2009

Once upon a time, a long – long time ago, on Planet Earth…
… there was a lady.
She never nagged and she was Really, Really Nice!
But, that was a Long Long time ago
… and it was only for one day!

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You Sir….Are A Big Mouth!

September 16, 2009

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Kiss My Uranus

September 12, 2009

I heard this true story when traveling past Earth from Uranus:
A man owned a small farm in Southern Earth .
The Tax Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the rep.
‘Well,’ [...]

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This Dude Is Whacked!

September 12, 2009

One Of The Craziest Stunts Ever…Totally Awesome!

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